I like to figure things out and get things done.

Blind Melon was neither.

Blind Melon was neither.

The name actually came from a …

The name actually came from a neighbor who thought all vans were taxis. So he was constantly streetside “hailin’ vans”. #vanhalenfacts

Also, no one named Van Halen i…

Also, no one named Van Halen in that band. Eddie and Alex are actually twins with the name “Thompson”, but Thompson Twins was already taken

There isn’t anyone actually na…

There isn’t anyone actually name Manfred Mann in the band, but there IS a guy named Steely Dan on keyboards. #truefacts

Some brimstone baritone anticy…

Some brimstone baritone anticyclone rolling stone preacher from the east says “Dethrone the dictaphone…

#wtfspringsteen

@uricacid Arguments haven’t ch…

@uricacid Arguments haven’t changed over time, because there’s no such thing as evolution #WinsTheInternet

Indians in the summer with a t…

Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat

In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat.
#wtfmanfredmann

On WordWorld, Dog wasn’t insta…

On WordWorld, Dog wasn’t instantly good at playing guitar, so Sheep suggested he stop trying. #LifeLessons

The Spanish version of “Wild A…

The Spanish version of “Wild Animal Babies” directly translates to “little animal savages”. That amuses me.

About 12 DrawSomething games g…

About 12 DrawSomething games going… All of them “waiting”, plus a couple i initiated but haven’t gotten a response. Jerks.